This is Martin. He is the archtypal male of the house. He watches football,
drinks lagar and leers at women. He fears all computers and listens to black metal.
Whilst he can cook it is somewhat limited to "Spag Bog" and Chilli. His philosophy on life is simple - it can all be helped with alcohol. He lives by a strict timetable of when to eat and sleep and can't understand 'computery people' who violate this timetable with all night sessions of Quake and coffee.