Here we are going to take a look at part two of the nastier side of cartoon characters.
The characters we here at Mix N Mojo refer to as Smegheads. These aren't
neccessarily the most evil characters, just the sort who make you go - what a bastard!
5 - Rude Dog from Rude Dog & The Dweebs
There is nothing non-smeggy about Rude Dog. This shouldn't take long so let's go:
4 - Zeus from Ulysses 31
And this is a lowlife of cosmic proportions. Godlike you might say. Okay here's what happened. Ulysses' son Telemechus is kidnapped by people/beings
who worship the Cyclops. Ulysses goes to rescue him like any good father would. He breaks up the whole Cyclops ceremony and I think he kills the Cyclops.
Still, as his son and others were about to die, fair play to him. The Cyclops was created by Psoiden. Not Zeus you notice. Now the big P is mightily annoyed, but instead
of taking vengance on his own, he goes running and whining to Zeus. So far it looks like Psoiden should be here except - Zeus actually bothers to punish Ulysses.
Now Ulysses was on a tight schedule anyway. He had to get back to Earth before the next comet passed or his beloved would be married to someone else. So Zeus
being the joker that he is sends Ulysses' ship to a weird corner of the galaxy, wipe his ships navagational memory banks, freeze all the crew except for Ulysses,
his son and a little alien girl they saved from the Cyclops. Oh and a robot - No-No. Then to top it all Zeus tells them they must travel to Hades if they ever want to wake up their
crewmates and get back to Earth. Hades, where the dead go. So essentially he has frozen this innocent crew forever, doomed Ulysses and friends to grow old and lonely looking
for the realm of the dead and totally killed Ulysses' chance of happiness with his beloved. Despite the fact none of them did anything to Zeus at all. He's just doing it because
one of his mates came whining to him.
3 - Unicorn from My Little Pony
Weren't expecting this one were you? Come on admit it! You were surprised. Now I don't know its name but it's that one in the middle.
Why? Because it has a big horn on its head. (Call me shallow if you like). It's the only one though. Then to rub it in it uses it to hang little trinkets from. You just know it swings
these trinkets around to show off to the others. "ooh, la-de-da. Look at my lovely trinket on my lovely horn". The show was called My Little Pony. Not
My Little Ponies And Optional Unicorn Extras.
It was about little ponies (not mine though!) not unicorns. You want a unicorn you watch The Last Unicorn or even put up with that damn little Uni in D&D.
This is a show for pony lovers and pony lovers only. If it isn't a pony it shouldn't be there. Case closed.
2 - Captain California from Hero High
Just look at him. Doesn't he just make you want to puke. Typical all round good guy. Always does right. Things always go his way. Plus all the women in the show liked him. Plus he seemed to enjoy showing up his rivals just a little too much. All this and the one or two times he does muck up and falls a long way off a building or something, he has a flying surfboard which reacts to his whistles. And just what is with actually going to school in a full body, blue jump suit anyway? At least the rest of the class had some style! I notice he forgoes shoes though. Fine and dandy when on his flying surfboard but what about when he is just walking the halls normally? Now I know why his nemisis Rex Ruthless and Dirty Trixie wear such big boots! September through to July is a good stamping season. Also his name - Captain California - means he is already rejecting a large part of the world from his super powered help. He just wants to stay where the rich and famous hold their parties. Glory whore!
1 - Mario from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show